It's easy to be cool when you're in a clean, green, peaceful, and orderly place like Japan. In Japan you can:

• Stay under the cool shade a Cherry Blossom Tree and just enjoy the sights around you.
• Go around town without having to worry about your bag getting snatched. I swear you can leave your whole bag on a bench and no one would touch it. Same goes for your kids. They can play while you shop and no one would bother them or kidnap them. So stress-free and relaxing to be able to do that...
  
• Enjoy the lovely weather -- no sweltering heat and humidity!
• Eat healthy and fresh foods like seafood and noodles that don't cost an arm and a leg.
  
• Commute in peace and get to where you want fast to go via their clean, mean, and super high-tech train system!
• Use their computerized toilets complete with fake flushing sounds among other functions! Coolness, definitely.

   So many ways to keep cool, so little time!

   Be cool this summer.